Pet Products that Prove some Rich People, are Clinically Insane
This article is set to prove the insanity of rich people. Just because you have money it doesn't mean that you have to waste it on stuff that animals are NEVER GOING TO NEED. I'm sorry if this offends any of you, it was not my intention. Do you really think that a dog will need a jacuzzi? Or silk curtains? Or a fridge? Or designer clothes? Or hats? Or miniture cars? Because I really don't. This is what I want to put across to you. So please enjoy my article.
1. The house.
Come on! A dog really doesn't need a house. Okay, a kennel maybe but a HOUSE! With a jacuzzi, bath, shower, sink, toliet, food cupboard, silk curtains, velvet cushions, wardrobes with bedazzled clothes and all the perfect tiny little details that a dog IS NEVER GOING TO USE IN IT'S LIFE!! I mean, when it sits on the velvet cushions you can see it thinking , "Ooooh! A softer place to make my deposit ," No need for them. And all they use the toliet for is to drink out of, not the sink, or the sparkaling water that's kept slightly above room temperature in the shiny new fridge. No, let's use the cushions to soil, the toliet to drink out of, the silk curtains to climb up, and the soft playarea made especially for me to play in to sleep in.
2. The car.
How is it that some dogs have a car? Most of the human population don't have cars yet and we have opposable thumbs! We can hold the steering wheel. But dogs? No! They just sit in the car like statue and stare at you like you're not worthy of this car, no human is worthy, I am the only worthy one but I cannot drive. Why can't the rich people buy ferrari's for the homeless. Or the homeless people could always move in with the dog.... You know.
I hate clothes for pets. I really do. I mean in what life is it fair for a dog or cat to have nicer clothes that me? There's most of the human population wearing Primark clothes. Not that there's anything wrong with Primark. But you see dogs prancing around in their designer clothes. You see them wearing Gucci, Chanel, Calvin Klein and all sorts. I've even seen a dog wearing timberland boots and a Dolce & Gabbana all in one suit. I have personally never had the honor of touching anything designer, and you see dogs running around in them, I bet if you went in their houses, their wardrobes would be jam packed with Chanel and in the glove box of their cars you would find Gucci tissues or something stupid like that.
Right, the whole point of a hat is to keep your head and ears warm in winter and cooler in the summer, yes? Well why do dogs need hats then !? Because if you look on a dog hat, there will be holes for the ears to go through! Causing hot ait to go into the hat in summer and cold air going into the hat in winter! No point. And do you think dogs like to wear stupid hats which do not benefit them at all? No. No they don't is the answer.