List of the top 7 drinks which will seduce and rape  your taste budsSo, my alcohol tasting and puking started two years back .But, I still think myself as some hot blooded but  sober enough  connoisseur to compete with all the fat liquidish bellies of the  sommeliers and to express my opinion on the diverse varieties of booze.

I'll first tell you the range I have fallen in love with:Vodka :Chocolate,Apple,Vanilla,Peach,AbsolutYes, definitely Absolut deserves a different taste column.

So, **the drinks that seduced and raped my tastebuds**.

1.**Vanilla Vodka of Smirnoff**

This is my utmost , my own utterrly butterly , can go down my throat and gimme a kick even when I'm in the Scientologist child labor.I'm so sure of it.Well, you can say it might be  girly and all because I personally like vanilla flavor in my lip balm and my lotions.But don't '*the homely baking and breads kinda vanilla smell*' divert you from your path to  a noon of bliss ,'*the vodka is the vodka*' whose flavor everyone despises but the high everyone gets.Recommended for just breakfast, in lunch ,snacks and dinner.And for special occasions : for listening to anyone  talk about what they really  really want in life.Such a Zzzz topic.

2.Long Island Iced Tea

This is the most magical and seducing concoction bar-kind has ever tended.It has the vengeant vodka,grotesque gin,tacky tequila and cocky coke.And still many more which I can't name from the first sip.Any regular drunkard will definitely like any one of these from the combination.(If not, 'the regular' just drinks the same old buh-boring beer.)When you take the first sip and you get the *"maybe the bartender has duped you into just drinking coke kinda feeling"* ,but with the lingering lime smell ,you think again.And then as you gulp down the more of the "coke", it strikes you in a slow motion kind of manner that yeah,you are getting high.Perfect for  having and then making out with your best friend .And then say you are just trying to put your tongue through their mouth , because you miss the Long Island's taste already.

3.White Wine

I am really waiting for the turning moment in my life when I will accept red wine as a apart of my daily hulahoo.Till then,I'll  be a high class pantyhose bitch with white wine.It's really bubbly and I have heard quite young people say in this wine's favor, "why get wasted with vodka and beer with their raw taste" (Truly said.Quote and Quote)So, it's really calm and quaint,but it takes  really a hell lotta  time to get you that 180 ml vodka wasted feeling.Great for a peaceful(read booohhring) night with friends or your guy when you are just gonna do a whole lot of talking and giggling.Only when a lot of time in hand and a rich brat in the circle to shell out the bucks.

4.Peach Vodka

Well, this is for the girly kind again.The drink seduces you with the smell and rapes you with the taste but gets you high all the same.It smells just that of that fruity  facewash you always wanted  to gulp down, but since no FDA approved Mommy din't allow you to keep it in the fridge.But, the effect is same as that of the smashing vodka.Keep in mind, the smell is very important of all the six senses.No, I'm worthy of being called a  Italian guy with great vineyards.Just my opinion.Awesome for a great 'sense ' treat.Worth trying!

5.Blue Lagoon

The blue coracoco or whatever they put in this is presented to you like a candy.Or the Great Barrier Reef.Or just the aquarium of that pub.But when you slowly start sipping the drink, you realize it's not a kid's drink like Sex on the beach (Seriously, a big turn off that one!), but a really  nice-flavored-nice-drink.Won't get you wasted , but you can feel the amount of alcohol entering your body and you loosening up.Great for facing your cousins son's boring bar mitzah where the kids won't judge you by the color of your drink.

6.Absinthe

This is the weirdest drink I have ever come across.Makes me think it's a  eco-friendly one with all the green odor and the grass-ly taste of the earth.I dunno about getting you on a high but with it's all '*the green fairy hype*' and '*use sugar cubes and play with fire as preparation*' you kinda get scared to drink to your potential.And also, it has the weird heavy kinda effect on your mind. So, definitely worth trying out.Perfect for with the guy with whom you want to push your 'Losing your Big V' date to a further one.Firstly, you both will get  tired of all the stirring and the sugar cubes and the heating, and then by the *greeny weird heavy effect*. (P.S. : I so want to get drunk with this at least once.)

7.Tequila

This has been the most pathetic experience I had ever with a drink.No, I dint get totally wasted and showed people how much I needed a sex change operation or forced ma boyfriend to make out with another hot guy.What I did was ,a slow sipping of tequila like eminent people do with wine :the twirling of glass and the smelling and the slow sipping.What I did with wine was ,with every sip burning my throat and all the food pipes and wind pipes in between and then  sending the ashes to my lungs.That's what 'tequila' was for me.I bet the less pathetic people would have had a way better experience.That bloody experience,But with it's hype and all, it deserves a second bloody chance.According to me, only when a totally unrelated person to you is paying for the drinks .And only succumbing to the hype.