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Image Copyright - Jacob secureworldpost.secureworldexpo.com --- What makes people commit such stupid crimes that makes us laugh? These crimes happen so much that The National Museum of Crime and Punishment dedicated an entire display at the museum for "America's Dumbest Criminals." Huffington Post calls it 'Dumbocracy'. These are just some cases I personally archived.

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What makes people commit such stupid crimes that makes us laugh? These crimes happen so much that The National Museum of Crime and Punishment dedicated an entire display at the museum for "America's Dumbest Criminals." Huffington Post calls it 'Dumbocracy'. These are just some cases I personally archived:

Man Busted After Swiped Laptop Keeps Taking His Photo

And this was the third similar laptop case I’ve written about.

Oakland police arrested taxi driver Muthanna Aldebashi of Alameda on suspicion of possessing stolen goods. This thief didn’t know the PC has a tracking software and just like the others, didn’t take precaution.

Bank Robbers Busted After Facebook Boast

And the Facebook list gets longer

These four dim witted criminals posted the message “I’m rich” and “Wipe my teeth with hundreds” soon after they made an armed raid on a bank in Houston, Texas. But two were captured on video before the robbers escaped with over £50,000. The Police were tipped off about the postings on the social networking site and made four arrests.

Gang Caught by Their Urine DNA

These two Swedish robbers DNA's were traced in their urine bag left at the bank. The two survived a weekend on water and cornflakes after managing to sneak into the bank’s vault. These perps were warned about the bank guards’ rounds by their two accomplices outside the bank with cell phones. Inside the bank’s basement, the pair urinated on plastic bags during their extended stay. When these two attempted to leave the bank, they were discovered by a security guard who chased them. And guess what one did -in panic, he threw the urine-filled bag at the guard thus wasting all the gang's efforts.

Would-Be Abortion Clinic Bomber Caught Via Facebook

This one wrote a tutorial on bomb-making -in his Facebook page. The FBI recorded Justin Carl Moose's comments about bombs and charged him with describing how to make explosives. The investigation began after Planned Parenthood alerted the FBI to a Facebook page which the group claimed was advocating extreme violence against abortion providers. While investigating, the FBI discovered that Moose was planning to bomb an abortion clinic in North Carolina.

Woman Tries to Deposit Cocaine in Bank

43-year-old Kendl Murphy claims that she didn’t realize there was leftover cocaine in her deposit envelope. Maybe she had too much.

Thief Snatches Phone… During a GPS-Tracking Demo

And thanks to the thief, the clients at the demo were impressed by the ‘live’ demo of tracking and arresting the thief.The thief snatched the iPhone from a lady while he was biking. What he didn't know was that the phone was being used by the intern's boss for a demonstration of his real-time GPS tracking technology to potential clients. Of course the boss and his guests saw that the intern suddenly moved fast and changed direction. After some tense moment, the intern burst into the office and reported the mugging. They alerted the police, the robber was caught, the phone was returned, and most importantly, the clients were convinced.   

Want more? A very popular magazine have just published an article about dimwitted crooks, airhead celebrities and mindless politicians. It's easy to search for that.  

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Poch Peralta is a freelance and creative writer. He runs his blog at pochp.wordpress.com.
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